Wherein I talk to myself and pretend other people are interested.

The shapes a bright container can contain!

phenomenals:

so my mom said i could put anything i want on my graduation cake

You don’t by chance know my daughter, do you?  

phenomenals:

so my mom said i could put anything i want on my graduation cake

You don’t by chance know my daughter, do you?  

Meet Agatha!
She’s going to need a bit of padding out to match my proportions.  I don’t have much of a waist.

Meet Agatha!

She’s going to need a bit of padding out to match my proportions.  I don’t have much of a waist.

Oh hello there pretty lady.  Are you coming to my house?  Yes you are!

Oh hello there pretty lady.  Are you coming to my house?  Yes you are!

here's that bad advice you were hoping for: My Girlfriend Seems To Think Her Bodily Autonomy Is More Important Than My Feelings

thatbadadvice:

Dear Mary, 26 May 2013:

I’m really confused right now and as I can’t talk to anybody else I’m trying the anonymity of the news paper. I have a relatively new girlfriend – it’s only a few months since we got together – and as a result of her having a virus, and vomiting all the time, the Pill…

This is possibly the greatest blog I have ever read.  And I read the entire thing last week.  Shut up.  I was sick.

2:15 is my favorite.  I love you forever Leonard.

omgthatdress:

Dress
1920s
Museo del Traje

Ohhhh it’s like a Red-Figure Greek Vase!  I love it!

omgthatdress:

Dress

1920s

Museo del Traje

Ohhhh it’s like a Red-Figure Greek Vase!  I love it!

chromeypants:

I did a 1950’s photoshoot! So much fun~

Photographer: http://sapphirehamster.tumblr.com/

Model: http://chromeypants.tumblr.com/

My kid, y’all.  How I produced such a gorgeous human being is beyond me.

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

Damn, Terry. Beauty AND brains.

I keep seeing this on my dash and I just want to say: HAPPY IS A DWARF YOU GUYS

(Source: suribot, via friedgerbils)

My aunt made me a friend.

My aunt made me a friend.

I’m late, I know

So!  Finally!  Emerald City Comicon!

I was pretty much just waiting for this picture:

We met this awesome Nick Fury and he wanted an “action shot”.  So he had Chromeypants climb on him.  In the vendor area.  I was a little a lot  scared.  Also she kind of looks like she’s flirting with him at gunpoint.  Awkward.


Then there was Indiana Jones:

Adorable


In other news, it was my birthday this week.  My best friend sent me a cotton candy machine.  And then these: 

Yes that’s right.  A Fourth Doctor scarf AND MATCHING SOCKS!


Best.  Birthday.  Ever.

whatband:

unwinona:

alphalewolf:

You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.

Can we please take a moment to appreciate how intensely Thor is trying to figure out what the fuck jeans are.

Ah, Thorso…

In honor of my birthday, a little present to me.  CAKE!

I’m going to get more ECCC photos up in a bit, but I’m trying to track down the shots Nick Fury took with Chromeypants.

Also a bunch of people took photos of my husband and me on Saturday, but I can never find any of them.  Probably because I take terrible photos, but if anyone finds any, let me know.

friedgerbils:

i probably shouldnt be as proud of myself here as i am , but whatever, he really pissed me off

You go, Mandow.  Damn right.

friedgerbils:

i probably shouldnt be as proud of myself here as i am , but whatever, he really pissed me off

You go, Mandow.  Damn right.

I think Wil’s massive spit-take when an audience member asked Felicia on a date was the highlight of my day.

Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day making fart jokes. This is a good day.

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